Molly :)

Jul 25

mariowiki:

Some gay ass nerd: Luigi is a bad character

Me:

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Gay ass nerd: Holy shit

Jul 25

ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

Jul 25

you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

Jul 25

pulpfanfiction:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT WAKE UP TO SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE’S SLEEPY SMILE AND GO THROUGH YOUR MORNING ROUTINE WITH THEM

Jul 25
yungchub:

i’m everyone in this gif

yungchub:

i’m everyone in this gif

Jul 25

captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

Jul 25

givingaway:

A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT

Jul 25

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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Jul 25
Jul 25

vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

Jul 25
Jul 25
sixpenceee:

oh my god

sixpenceee:

oh my god

Jul 25
philslesters:

phil likes to stand on his tiptoes so he’s taller than dan and dan thinks it’s stupidly cute (they have matching mickey/minnie sweatshirts for purely self-indulgent reasons)

philslesters:

phil likes to stand on his tiptoes so he’s taller than dan and dan thinks it’s stupidly cute (they have matching mickey/minnie sweatshirts for purely self-indulgent reasons)

Jul 25

dinakraidi:

i-ran-over-oprah:

jensleys:

What if instead of moaning when you orgasmed you yodeled

What do you mean what if

Kyleeee…. ZEBRAA!!! Glazed carrots…

Jul 25

gozdesbrain:

its been months since i have first watched this vine and i still feel like dan and phil singing toxic is the reason of my existence